...can we talk about this weather?

seriously, can we? 

this shit is bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s. the first day of spring was last week, so what is up with the snow? and the degrees being 30? and the fuzzy fur vest I had to pull out of the back of my closet yesterday and inappropriately layer on a jacket/sweater/long sleeve shirt/ tank top combo so I didn’t die of cold? 

pretty much.

now, i was just about to type the sentence that "i don't do well in the cold," but that is kind of a lie. because i also do not really do well in the heat. basically, i have a very hard time maintaining a normal body temperature/ equilibrium. it's not a fun affliction. my friends from the shack make fun of me because when i'm really hot (or tired, or hungry...) i can generally only communicate in my RAGE voice (WHAT ARE THE DEGREES IN HERE? 90???? -me, all the time). also, just an aside- that previous sentence kind of makes it sound like i have friends who work at radio shack. this is not the case, promise. i can't even say for certain that i've been inside a radio shack, ever. although, i am a fan of their new commercials with the british squirrels:

why does radio shack have their own youtube channel?

so, now that is all clarified- the shack= the house my friends and i lived in our senior year of college, NOT radio shack.

we dress like this normally

ok, now that is out of the way, we all know that i do not hang out at radio shack and have inside jokes about my body temperature issues with the people who work there. good. 

and now the joke i was going to tell is not even funny anymore because i just spent this entire time talking about radio shack.

and i'm kind of over talking about the weather and how cold it is even though its almost april, and i'm pretty sure that is NOT OK. also, if it is going to be frigid outside, the least it can do is BE CLOUDY so i'm not all tempted to be out in the sunlight. RUDE. 

yikes. great blog post, huh!?? 

suri cruise, y'all. i'll try harder next time if my FINGERS EVER THAW OUT.